Funny Statement T-Shirt — "I Fart on First Dates" Graphic Tee

Say it loud and wear it with a grin. This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings a lived-in softness and relaxed drape that makes bold, irreverent humor feel effortless. The simple block-letter message reads like an honest, self-aware confession—funny, candid, and disarmingly human. Throw it on for a low-key date night, a weekend of coffee runs, or when you want to break the ice without trying too hard. The tubular knit and double-needle stitching mean this shirt will hold shape and color through many wears, while the garment-dye gives each piece a subtle, vintage-washed look. It lands right where comfort and personality meet: comfortable enough to lounge in, confident enough to start conversations.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable comfort
- Garment-dyed fabric with soft, vintage-washed texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric and relaxed fit for sturdiness and ease
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for long-lasting construction
- Sizes S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean