T-Shirt — "I May Not Go Down in History, But I'll Go Down On Your Mom" Funny Graphic Tee

This relaxed-fit, garment-dyed tee lives loud and unapologetic. The heavy-weight, 100% ring-spun cotton feels substantial and broken-in from the first wear, while the soft, washed color from post-construction dyeing gives the shirt a lived-in texture. Clean, bold text across the chest delivers a sharp, irreverent statement — the kind that starts laughs, playful dares, or blunt conversations at parties, bars, or late-night hangouts. Wear it with ripped denim, layered under an open flannel, or paired with joggers for a weekend where comfort and attitude matter equally. The sewn-in label and double-needle seams add durability so the tee stays true through many washes and nights out.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — substantial, pre-shrunk comfort
- Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage texture and color depth
- Heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) relaxed fit with double-needle stitched seams
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a cleaner look and reduced waste
- Sizes S–4XL available; sewn-in label for comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean