Impulsive Tees
Graphic T-Shirt — "I'm Too Old to Fight, I'll Just F**k Your Mom. See You at Breakfast, Bud!"
$25.99
This relaxed, garment-dyed tee brings quiet confidence and dry humor to everyday wear. The heavyweight, ring-spun cotton softens with each wash while the tubular, seam-free build keeps the silhouette clean and comfortable. Worn alone or layered under a jacket, the shirt reads like a wink — casual, unapologetic, and built to last. Sizes run S–4XL and the sewn-in label plus double-needle stitching mean this becomes a reliable go-to in your rotation. Choose from many muted, lived-in colors that only get better with time.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — softens with wear
- Garment-dyed finish for lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Seamless tubular knit and double-needle stitched hems
- Sizes S–4XL; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — softens with wear
- Garment-dyed finish for lived-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit
- Seamless tubular knit and double-needle stitched hems
- Sizes S–4XL; pre-shrunk with sewn-in label
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean